The ending of ‘The Impossible Astronaut’ is the most over-the-top dramatic thing.
The slow-motion “What are you doing?!” “Saving your life!”
Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
I think a lot of little princes (or knights) and princesses out there are going to have big eyes right now.
PAPA!!! CAN GLOWY GET DIS PEESE!?!?!?!
When I was in 8th grade, my “boyfriend” texted me “I love you” and I didn’t know what to do so I just texted back “I love U2” and then 30 seconds later I texted “They’re a really great band.” And I can’t get over the fact that the greatest pun I ever made was made because I didn’t believe in love in middle school.
I’m a little offended that the best pun I ever made only got 5 notes.
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob